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I have less than a month to do everything in New Jersey that is possibly possible.

Doing it all, making all the memories, probably passing out/getting heat stroke/alcohol poisoning in the process. I still need to secure an apartment.
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I MIGHT GET TO WORK AT A HILTON IN DISNEY WORLD WHILE I GO TO LAW SCHOOL.

DIDNEY WORLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I’m a 5 year old going to law school.


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Recently, I’ve decided, if I have kids to punish them I will cancel their cellphones.

Yeah fuck you now we’re all miserable and have to talk to each other. Enjoy.


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Got into law school.

90% sure I’m moving to Florida in August. Finally have a greater appreciation for life. I am happy.


It’s also almost my birthday and I have like three bottles of vodka


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your 20’s: the era when you gotta make shit happen but all you wanna do is chill.
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No one will believe this but

The Jets are staying at the hotel I work at. A few of the guys keep asking me and my coworker to go out and tonight we did. We met up at a local bar and then a bunch of people finished the night at a diner. Definitely crazy


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